Piranhaconda (2012)
REVIEW BY: Jeffrey Long COMPANY: New Horizons RUNTIME: 84 mins FORMAT: T.V. PLOT: A low-budget horror movie crew, inept kidnappers, and a reptile expert battle a monstrous anaconda/piranha hybrid in the middle of the Amazon jungle. REVIEW: Piranhaconda premiered earlier this evening on the SyFy Channel as part of it's ' Most Dangerous Month on Television ' campaign, and I wanted to rush and get this review written and posted while the movie was still fresh in my mind, and right off the bat I have to be honest here - I was not impressed with this one. It was nowhere near as entertaining as Sharktopus or as fun as Dinocroc vs Supergator had been, and it wasn't even as good as Camel Spiders was, all of which have also been made by the same crew of people. A big problem with Piranhaconda is that there's no overlaying plot in the slightest until over halfway through the movie, so a good 70% of the movie is mostly just random generic scene after rando...